In my dorm room we have a neutrogendered purple alien named George and we tuck him into bed every night
i love college
Literally everything my old best friend from toledo posts is about his gf now. He doesn’t talk to me anymore or anything. I think it’s hilarious I was there for him while she was STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL and we hung out and knew each others secrets and I would wing man him and get him girls on weekends but whatever, not my problem anymore I guess. And it’s even funnier cuz he doesn’t talk to me cuz his gf is scared I’ll make a move but fuck honey, I had many opportunities where he would beg me to hook up with him and I turned him away. Can’t believe I lost a friend even though I was probably the least of anyone’s worries….
lucas better keep his little mouth shut
Okay I’m not one to stop and reblog selfies, but hot damn…