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Sometimes I like to think I’m not a failure and other times it just hits me really hard that I am.

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smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

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You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

Remember that one time I trusted Snell Bell and he completely fucked up my closest friends life because he was actually a lying piece of shit to me? When I visit in the fall I wonder how stuff will go down in that house….

14 hours ago
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Adam Scott’s Scholarly Analysis Of “Ice Ice Baby” (x)

14 hours ago
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This literally never gets old

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